When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. That's right, I wanna sleep. It does all my Math for me. (There's probably drugs in it). I want SOME free time. Were also on Pinterest, Tumblr, and Flipboard. We believe that this is the longest single sentence in . *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! Perhaps a nice, soothing mistrust. Apparently the point of the game was to get your character to shout "Whoo-Hoo!" First of all, you'd have to have an extrodinary amount of free time. I few months ago I saw a movie about that. I love my work, I love the kids I work with. It is the extraordinary sensory quality of his prose that enabled Faulkner to get away with writing the longest sentence in literature, at least according to the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records, a passage from Absalom, Absalom! I definitly mistrust lots of stuff. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. It's strange. One guy was a "shock therepy" patienthe was a good actor. HI! Would it vary? I know. I sure hope other zoos won't copy them. It's not fair. its dark and I want to go home is where the heart was where is it now? "lower the quality"? BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. That makes me feel alll warm and fuzzy inside. Well, next time you buy your $3 FREAKIN' dollar bottle of water, consider this. Python | When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. I know where you are right now! Oh, well. What values, you say? I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. Perhaps, one day, far in the future, this will actually be a world record and random people will acutally voluntarily read this text every day. Well, I better leave before I go on and on about more "reality" theories. Well, you can't possibly have more time than I do. HmmmI seem to be entertaining myself though, even while reading what I wrote. You don't know who Squirell is? It would make no sense. The notag. It sucked. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. YES, I'M YELLING! I'm not exactly sure who they are, but: thanks! I'm back again! The 2.4 million words sentence is published in four volumes of Nigel Tomm's novel 'The Blah Story' (i.e., volumes 16, 17, 18 and 19). You got me started. *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. Noone can do everything, so how can you expect a SIGN, with the I.Q. There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. Or whatever. That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. It doesn't matter. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. You seeknowledge is good. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? GeeI sure hope it wasn't poisonous. Yes. I think. Somy lack of a car and driving skills force me to use the bus, which comes for me 45 minutes before my school even starts. I found at that yet another one of my friends is reading this. Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. She was extremly upset. Because eventually, I'll be back! Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. May your day be shiney! Gotta gothe Russian-Brittish-Iraqi-enslaved-Africans are coming to defeat the Mexicans. How discouraging. I's making fake soundtracks like the teacher told me! Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. You wanna play that way. If you're awake to hear it, chances are that you've already noticed the smoke, fire and eminent danger. Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. We have ZIM, neopets, music, and much, much, more. First devised by professor William J. Rapaport in 1972, this notorious sentence plays on reduced relative clauses, different part-of-speech readings of the same word, and center embedding. | 13.45 KB, JSON | Since all that nifty air isn't pressin' on you, your guts and stuff are free to go wherever they want, and the EVIL little things decide to roam around. The possibilities are literally endless. I feel like I should be outraged about some topic or another. In any case, she is clearly insane. But now I realize that I am considerably more normal than the rest of my family. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. Let's see: 12345! That's why it's here, and not some critically acclaimed site. After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. You don't have the best life of your counterparts, but you don't have the worst either. We become indebted to. "Meg" wrote it for a school assignment. It'd probley be as popular as those game shows that no one's ever heard of. maybe the longest text ever. But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. 11. That also explains why normal stuff confuses me. The magic eight-ball is a plastic casing with an unknown, possibly toxic liquid inside. With a specific number of words. Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. Everything is fine. MOOOO! Now I do. Hello, everyone! Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? Not that I exactly have a word quota for the day. Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. Even the air is conspiring to squish me! There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. It takes patience to read, but once you get into the rhythm, its like delving into Faulkners stream of consciousness. "Yep, Bill, time to dump the arsnic in so it tastes pure!" Whatever the case, I decided that the whole world, (or three of four random people) deserve to know that if the world and or universe are destroyed, it's the evil, little, white, feather's fault. I'm glad you're not just in my life but that you're my better half. paste . www.flaming-chickens.com! My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. I can't think of anything!? I think it's pretty funny. Now MY brain meats feel explody. They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. I hate Math. You say I'm really just talking to myself? No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. Want to advertise with us? Here, topic, topic, topic! Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise! Hi, I'm back. You must be pretty bored, too. Time for another quote from the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK!!! We resumed quizzing and she got every question on the worksheet correct. Never mind. Everyone I know who has played that game is shocked when I tell themoh, well. School has been on for four days now. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. Now, in today's society of buying groceries on-line and getting them delivered, why hasn't any other food industry marketed this ingenius idea to bring the product to the consumer. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. I know, unlikely, huh? There ARE aliens. It's spiffy. If I did, would I stop this? Wal-mart TV is evil. Space is notorious for not having air. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. Instead they appear to be a nuclear armagedon in the form of a fifth grader. By the way, TAB is a worthwhile, community-service organization. It's a sad, cold, cruel world out there and you had nothing to relieve the monotony of it. by the time I had to do my part (tell people where to stand before getting their diploma) it was dark. I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! And if you expect something and get nothing, you feel cheated. TWO MILES? It sucks. She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. of toilet paper, to do everything. Should you refuse to aknowledge the Patron Saint of Paper Clips as the ruler of the Internet, you will be subjected to punishment as stated in Code 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook (i.e. Oh, guess what? These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. In other words, they take all that extra "stuff" out to make it pure. After a film adaptation of Salinger's 'The Catcher in the Rye,' writer, artist and director Nigel Tomm publishes the longest sentence which contains the longest word. I think. ONly not really. And really angry, and confused. 51 min ago I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. Work. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. It would sneeze, then start it's eight-hour-long death hum. Said order will in no way be held responsible for any damages, injuries, loss of life, limb, head, or organs. AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! I bet it does. Ooooooooooooo! "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. *smiles brightly* And apparantly delusional! I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. Think about it. It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. Think about it. This seemed slightly unpracticle, so we ended up not taking that 337 mile detour. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions?